This person forgot the part where

• you will probably want to die
• you’ll want to die
• you’ll want to die
• you’ll want to die
• you’ll have thoughts and definitely want to die
• your breath will taste like a gorilla’s asshole and you’ll want to die
• death

hyenas:

Funny things they don’t tell you about tonsillectomies (the little added bonuses):

• your tongue will be numb for days, swell to the size of your face, and scallop like crazy - you will resemble Scooby-Doo while you are asleep
• you will dribble in your sleep errday and wake up resting your head in…