witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

(Source: kitteecat)

dekutree:

auntiespaz:

Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

“You want me to leave? Okay…”

“You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

why this nigga swimmin in piss

(Source: delusionaldragqueen)

BACKSTREET’S BACK, ALRIGHT!

My mom woke up at 7 am and went to wait in line to get Backstreet Boys tickets for me for their concert in August. but wait…WHAT. but wait..MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED?

YOU AREEE MY FIRE?

I going to might cry.

AND THE OFFICE IS OFFICIALLY OVER OVER OVER EVEN THOUGH I HADN’T WATCHED IT SINCE MICHAEL LEFT AND EMOTIONS.

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

ahahahahahaha

BUT REALLY. what the hell.

And wait - I love you, Jon Stewart.

(Source: sandandglass)

madeofair:

I KNEW WHEN THEY SAID HE WASN’T COMING BACK FOR THE FINALE THAT IT WAS A LIE BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU END THIS WITHOUT A GLIMPSE OF MICHAEL SCOTT? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MICHAEL HIRED MOST OF THESE PEOPLE! THINK ABOUT THAT: IF IT WEREN’T FOR BONE-HEADED MICHAEL, DWIGHT WOULDN’T HAVE MET ANGELA. JIM WOULDN’T HAVE MET PAM. THESE LIVES WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THE SAME IF MICHAEL HADN’T BEEN THE BOSS. IT WAS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF SAYING GOODBYE TO ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS AND TREATING US TO A BIT OF THE MICHAEL SCARN SWAGGER. AND YES: THIS DESERVES CAPSLOCK UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

SO MANY PICTURES OF HIS KIDS, HE HAS TWO PHONES. THE FAMILY PLAN. 

I MEAN, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3

"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious."

When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)

(Source: bostonreview)

"Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have been told to you."

Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: the-healing-nest)

subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess